Weekend of Debauchery

A 4 Day Weekend that is....

And the 3rd Day was... Well i was drunk. Whoooo I was Drunk! I started off with one Sex on the Beach. Then i switched it up to a Fuzzy Navel, had 2 of those, then i went back and started to get my 3rd, then Johnnie bought it... MISTAKE! I only carry a little bit of money on me so i don't get drunk... :)

He bought me 2 more single Fuzzy Navels, then bought me a small pitcher of it... then another single... woooo. Then a Shot of something (TuWalka sp?).

When i'm drunk i laugh and smile a lot... and everyone kept telling me that i was laughing and smiling a lot... so i must have been. Oh, and me not noticing that the show was already almost over, should have let me know. I was just sitting there wondering why it was over so soon, and it was like 1:30 in the morning, and last call in OK is 2:00am. Yea, and the regular drunks kept telling me that i was putting them away fast.

After i drunk myself into a smiling and laughing frenzy me, Johnnie, Tippy, Conrad (more on her in a min), Lisa, and some straight dude went to Village inn to eat. I've never ate with Tippy, but i've heard stories... they are all true.

Earlier in the night, the straight dude, which is friends with Conrad and Lisa, came by and got a drink; well i was told that Tippy asked him why he didn't tip her, and he said something to the effect of why should he, in a real bitchy way (that is what Lisa said). They made up, and he left to go use the bathroom. We took his to go box and put all the shit we didn't eat in there, and covered it with Syrup and Mayo. He came back and noticed the weight change, and opened it. He said that he didn't want it anymore so tippy started yelling that she just wanted to help, and that she made this just for him, and proceeded to stab at it with a spoon. Then poured Syrup over the box. Tippy is one crazy drag queen. She even got up from our table and sat next too this straight couple, and they asked her how she was doing, and she always answers that question with "i'm gay as fuck, how are you?".

I said i was going to tell you about Conrad. She is one small, funny lesbian that works for Pepsi during daylight hours, but when the sun goes down, she becomes a DJing Machine (or so i guess, since i've never been where she works).

Kristy, Conrad, Lisa, Misty and Kristine at Play-Mor Club

Her Girlfriend is Lisa. Conrad is the one with the shirt with "_et the ___" on it, and lisa is the one next to her grabbing her boob. Lisa, or Automatic (her bartender name), is about my age, i think she is 22, and makes some strong ass drinks. Wooo, the 2nd Fuzzy Navel she made (and all the ones after that) and it was way stronger then my first. Anyway, Conrad is my home gal, and everyone else’s; everyone loves her to pieces, especially the straight guys that end up there. Conrad works at the lesbian bar, that is near the playmor, Lisa just started at the Playmor, so she [conrad] is over there all the time. I think Conrad is the DJ at Detours, formerly known [well probably not by you] as Heads or Tails. I think the gal on the Far Right is the manager for Detours now, but i can't really tell with that small ass picture, even if it was bigger all lesbians look the same. :-p

I was happy when i noticed that she was in the Gayly (the newspaper i was in, and where the pic was from), she is the first person that i recognized in there, besides me and Greg. I need to pick up me another copy of it, since i left mine at Johnnies.

Well i spent almost my whole 4 day weekend at Johnnies, had to go back home to get my mom's car, since i rode into Tulsa with my sister, other then that i was at his place and the bar that whole time; Oh, and on Friday i went to the center, and that is where i posted that last post... hehehe. He wants me to spend Thursday though Sunday at his place again this... well i guess this week. and he got a bed, so no carpet burn!