Weekend

Take one Smirnoff Twistid VI Orange, 4 'Sex On The Beach's, and one Shot of only god knows what; what do you have? My Saturday!

Ok Friday, it was only 3 'Sex on the Beaches' and that got me barely drunk; and i sobered up before closing... and Saturday i started drinking a lil earlier, so i thought i could handle it; and for the most part i did.

I arrived a bit early, like i said, i had to reserve a seat because we needed one, we were going to have a crowd, but Monica [drag name, can't remember the other name] had done it for us. They arrived [the woman, who wants me to meet her 'son', and her husband] and i found out that it wasn't her Son... nope, i guess i heard what i wanted too, but it turns out to be her Brother! Oh, well, i was with Johnnie anyways, and she knew that so i didn't have to fend him off. He didn't look like that picture mr. poose, he wasn't bad looking just too damn... something... I really can't say, just not my type. Anyway, we all did the meet and greet with a new gal, i think straight, that works with Ma (what everyone calls the woman that tired to hook me up with her brother). Helga and Tim joined us and then another gal, who i can't recall her name (which i a whole new level of sadness, because i talked to her all night) sat down, it was her birthday (well Friday was, but she wasn't there on Friday).

We all sat down, watched the show, and halfway though, out of the blue, Helga asked what i was drinking; i said 'Sex on the Beach'; the next thing i knew i had another one. She is so nice, i just learned how nice she really was (and no i'm not talking about the drink). But she is, everyone thinks so. If you are ever at the playmor, and she is performing, be sure to tip her. That Drink was my 3rd, and some people from the GLBT Center came in, so i went to say hi, since they don't stay long. It was the Two guys the introduced me to Johnnie and two gals. They didn't know at the time of me and Johnnie, but they found out.

They left, and i went back to the table i was at, and i had my 4th drink then... then some guy came up to me, and asked if i was from Bristow; i said yep. We traded names, i can't remember his for the life of me... maybe it was the drinks... then add on that to my bad name memory... then add on to that my bad general memory... tada, i can't remember his name. But he was from Bristow too, his parents still live there, and later that night his buddy waved me over. We talked a bit more, and they got me a shot, and asked for my email address. After that, i said no more alcohol. After closing me, Johnnie and Naked Will... Ok, i'm going to have to tell you about Naked Will before i go on...

Naked Will is the local 'Straight' boy at the playmor... us fags think he must be Bi or something, but he claims Straight. But we don't believe that shit, because he strips (well as much as he can) at the playmor. He is soooo small and tiny, i bet he is only 5 feet something... and he has a girlfriend. She comes up there and tips him, and we still can't believe that he is straight. He wears soooo little when singing, and the guys put bills down his lil fabric that he tried to pass off as panties. Anyway, all three of us went to Villiage inn, to sober up. Me and Will was drunk, and i guess i was the only one of us two to actually sober up. Because i heard Will hit a curb going home, from Johnnie.

Well the next day, i was feeling like shit, but later that day i was back in Tulsa. I went to my first Sunday show at the playmor, and i finally got to see Kenny in drag (and knew it was him). There was also a guy giving out hella big tips, they said that one performer got a $100 bill, and he went back a few times and got change for $50's in $1's and just went to the stage and threw them up and let the queens fight for them. They estimated that, not including drinks, he spent over $400 there... that is a lot of tips. I had to leave a lil early, since i was still feeling under the weather (i left 30 mins before closing, instead of 30 mins after...).

Also Saturday, Johnnie asked me if i could make it in on Thursday, so we can go eat, and go 'back to his place'. He said his bed should be finished by then. Maybe then i won't get carpet burn on my knees... ooops did i type that out loud, :-)