Odd thing today...
or yesterday... or actually the day before yesterday... Whatever!
My sister was watching Dr. 90210; the reality plastic surgery show thingy. Well on there they had a MtoF Transexual, gettin her hair did... well actually the whole face... not the important part... Well we went into Bristow's city limits, got us a snack at the sonic and then when the the store for some Boneless Chicken, Shrimp, and other things... Well after the sonic, but before going to the supermarket; she brought up that show... She told me that if i ever 'do it' she would disown me. Not the important part still! She said she told that to her BF once [if i get a lil tuck or whatever]... He wonderd why she would, that he'd be fine with it. WTF?
I have nothing against the Trannies; love my homegirls that grew up as homeboys, but i'd never do it. Because A) i have no desire to and B) well there is no 'B'. Ok, there is a 'B', i like having a penis... it's my buddy; I get along with my penis so much, i want another one, so i'm gay. Anyway, i was shocked, to say the least.
But i wonder if i were to, what would my name be?
Brinnisha... i like that one.
I'd end up changing my whole name:
Brinnisha Anne Astin
So i can go up to Sean Astin an go "Honey, we don't even have to change my last name. Get on this train, and lets go!" If he says no, i'd say "Honey, my name says it all Brinnisha *And* Astin. We going 'ta have a kid named 'fucking in the tree'!"
It's so sad, Sean Astin will never be able to meet Brinnisha.
posted by Brian Smith @ 10:25 PM
4 Comments:
Hey, sounds like you need to reign your sissa in. You shoulda bitch slapped her, and told her she was lucky you wern't disowning her cause she was being a moron. Hmmm, my best friend is always telling me he wished i would have been a man, cause then we coulda been *together*, as such. I say, it wouldn't have worked, cause for one I am completely thrilled that i am a girl (even thoughI do like a mostly male dominated musical genre; plus people stare at me when i listen to it loudly) and secondly, if i had been a guy, i would definitally have been a straight one. BTW about your unfortunate porn star name post...I had never got the inference till the other day, when all of a sudden I had an epiphany right in the middle of watching ATHF, and I hadn't even been consiously thinking of it! Talk about the short bus, I swear.
I should go around and tell her that "it isn't Brian anymore... it's Brinnisha".
Brinnisha will be my alterego; sassy, to the point, and for some reason likes to snap her fingers in peoples faces when making a point. Oh, and likes to talk in the third person; "Brinnisha Don't play that shit, bitch! *Snaps in Whoever's face*"
I've never had the desire to be a girl... i've said once that it would be easier if i was a girl (ya' know, being attracted to these hot guys and such); but that's a far cry from wanting to be one.
If i were a girl, i would be in a band. A metal band; We'd call ourselves... ummm... Serpentine Amazons. And we'd have a song called 'Hissss' and it would go a lil something like this:
The Serpent of Eden is Back
Bringing, again, the ultimate trick
The Apple is Takein' on the form of my pussy lip
Now eat it bitch!
Hissss!
*Backup member shouts in the background*
"Don't even think you're not tempted!"
When the fruit is ripe, i'll let you know
Plow your face in, and just let go.
Bitch, Give it all you got
I'll bless you if you hit the spot
Hissss!
[that's a far as i can go with this song... i'm running out of ideers; but that's good for off the top of my head, i guess.]
But We'd Fucking Rock. We'd Fucking Rock L7, Kittie, Jack-off-jill Style!
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OMG, i've had that happen too, i'll be just doing something and all of a sudden it just pops in my head and i then i get it.
Hell yeah! Now, if only I could sing....
That's what i'm saying...
If i could sing or play an instrument i would totally be in a band. Too bad my grade school didn’t have a band or anything like that. But I’d end up playing the flute, but at least I could read sheet music… then learn the keys for a guitar, and DL some sheet music from MM, NIN, Kittie, KoRn and Defiantly Cradle of Filth. I have found Fruity loops, so i can make electronic drum loops. But for as making something that is playing out in my head in FL... nope. It takes a lil knowledge of music to do that, but i can randomly put a drum sound here and there and make something. :-)
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