Re-listing. So I’m not such a big whore.

I think my "Possible BFs" list included only one simple javascript function:

<script Language="Javascript">
   function Dateable(booleanPenis){
         if(booleanPenis){
                  alert("Acceptable");
         }
         else{
                  alert("Homegirl");
         }
   }
</script>

(for those who don't know, that is just saying if they have a penis, they're acceptable)

I think i need to narrow that down this time. I'm not a big "Look" Whore. Basically because 50% of the time i say someone is cute, my lil sister says they're ugly; and 75% of the people she says is cute, i say is ugly. We both agree, Frank Nicotero is cute, but disagree on Sean Astin. People we pass on the streets, we usually disagree on; i'll say 90% of the time we disagree when it comes to people on the side of the street, in a store, or in a car, we see.

My sister is attracted to those 'hip' hotties... The ones the girls go Ga-ga over and i don't understand why. I always found normalcy appealing.

When weighted with all the other parameters, looks carry almost the least amount of weight... there are trivial things that i couldn't care less about and have no weight what-so-ever. Let's just say i don't want Frankenstein nor Orlando Bloom (i think half the gay male readers just died).

Basically, what i'm looking for is... well myself. I would like someone that i share a lot in common with; besides the penis thing. My problem thought is my ways of working. I'm odd. For some reason there are certain people that i'm able to warm up to quickly, and others take awhile longer. This can be very... off putting.

It's almost random like too, which is where the oddity come in at. Maybe it has to do with some sort of sub-conscious thing; i know that people who look more like a realitive (this is going to sound bad) takes longer to get use to.

Like at the GLBT center, There is a lesbian couple; one is 1/2 black (so that throws out my relatives) and one looks like one of my Aunts. Lets just say i've referred to her as my Bi-sexual Bi-Racial Angle... not so much talking about the other person. Not that she has wronged me or anything, it's just my oddness.

But that can't be only it, because there are some people that look nowhere near like my relatives, and it still takes awhile to get use to them.

I keep trying to put my finger on it, but when i think i have it figured out the conditions change. Maybe there is a 6th sense involved.

But it's always taken me a long time to warm up to people. I can't think of any reason for this... i do remember where my "don't touch my fucking hair" issue comes from... if i let you touch my hair... you're fucking special. I hate that! With a passion! Because when i was little my uncle and dad and every other older male i knew held me down and gave me a "Noogie"... Bastards! But i've let certain people touch my hair and not be freaked; the bad part, at the GLBT center they kept trying to touch my hair (don't ask :-p).

Anyway, back to where i started with this post before i got off into tangents...

I'm going to have to make limits...

• I know i want someone nice... but not too nice to not kick someone’s ass if it's needed.



• No shinny happy people... Fucking going to make me puke if come around with that shit.



• Someone with a dark sense of humor; no "why did the chicken cross the road" more along the lines "The chicken's dead, because you're a whore [to my mother]"... not said... but would type that as a good joke... like i did.



• I would like to have someone i can learn from... especially in the technology field... Start talking about PCI Express and i'll have wet panties.



• I also would like someone who will grab my hand in public, 'cause i won't do it. I keep thinking that it would make the other person uncomfortable, and that is the last thing i would want to do; i know it would put the butterflies of the nervous kind in my stomache, but i'd get over it and wouldn't mind.



• A weekday homebody; weekend out and abouter. If it's one thing i hate, it's being in the same place day after day; and if there is another thing i hate, it's never being at a home environment. So i need a bit of both.



• A patient person.

That's the strongest attributes i'm looking for... there are some that don't matter, but they are the "Wouldn't it be nice..." things. Like sharing similar musical interest; even though i have a wide range of musical tastes, i would like some sort of rock queen.

There is one thing that changed from my last listing of minor things... the smoking part. I've kinda gotten rid of it. I have sensitive eyes, and i thought that would be a problem, but if i'm in a well ventilated area i'm ok. My Ex smoked, and i didn't seem to have much problems... with the cigarette smoke that is.

Ummm... i don't know when i'm going to be trying this whole dating thing again... Maybe after i get a job. I'm still sticking with my plan though... i'm not getting a job until my b-day is done and over with... so i can enjoy myself on that wondrous day... I'm boozing it up girlfriends... probably not, i'll probably sit home and make a Happy Birthday To me Graphic and post it... that's pathetic; then booze it up! YEAH! BTW, it's Oct 12. So incase you want to make fun of me for sitting at home on my B-Day making graphics you'll know what day to do that on. Say something like "Hay fucking looser... make me a graphic of you sucking... dropped your face! Ha!" LOL i should not make fun of people, i'm going to hell.

OMG, it's 7 in the morning... i need to rap this up:

Anyway, Project e-Fag Hag is still in effect.

Yar-hoo or any other online personal, use 74010 as the Zip, Male looking for Male: pick your fave or what you'd think would be be my fave... and We'll see if that is the person i've gotten emails and such from... k. I think i've already got one person submitting their selection in my Email box, so either submit yours via email or comment...

-Kisses