G-H-E-T-T-O / Banana Flavored Lube

OMG, i was outside, in the Ghetto. OUT-FUCKING-SIDE! I sat on a deck, in the Ghetto. I'm not fucking Kidding; i'm so Gansta' now. Girls, you have no ideeeer; I now have two, count them two, dew rags. One White, and one Black.

Why do i seem to get all this retarded shit? Recently, i've acquired, 2 dew rags, 1 OJ Simpson Audio Book, and a Tacky-ass Halloween Goblet. I'm sure there is something i'm missing though... Ummm... Can't recall what it is. But that is all real shit i have in my possession; i especially like the OJ tape... haven't listened to it all yet. It's Oj's 'I want to tell you'. It says it has OJ saying shit, i just want to cut out his voice and try making him say he 'did it' or something; even though he did do it.

I've heard up to where they read a letter calling Oj a 'No good Celebrity Nigger'. I'm like, "he wasn't that famous." Well until he killed those two people and got away with it. I wonder if someone could be redneck enought to actually write that? But if i was black and a rapper i would totally do a song with that title. But who would i have 'beef' with? Nelly. I would say 'i dunno why' but i do; to sell a shit load of records, so i can spend it on crap, and then next week be in the poor house.

I still have some OJ shit. I have an OJ Picture, that is hanging on my wall, It's just OJ and under the picture it says "Absolutely 100% not guilty". I found it humorous. Then i have the full collection of OJ pogs or whatever they're called... the ones that say "Fry the Juice" and shit like that... also the one that says "Let Loose The Juice" or something to that effect. Also in 7th or 8th grade i made an OJ book cover. My fav part of the book cover, is that some of the pictures (from magazines) could be lifted and other pictures were underneath.

My fav of all time was the pic of Nicole and whats-his-face, there was a lil hole in the center of them, and you could make out an eye. When you lifted the image, you seen the eye was Oj's. And underneath Oj was text "Don't even think about it".

Now i have OJ's Audio Book! Oj so did it, now his ass is stealing satellite TV instead of killing people. It's a good start OJ. But i have to ask, "You think you'll find the killers on MTV2?"

But why couldn't OJ be a nice Black Celebrity; Like Jesus? Jesus didn't go around killing people, and stealing Satellite TV then saying he's going to look for 'the real killers' on the golf course. Jesus just hung out at bathhouses, with his life long companion 'Fernando' who was the local hairdresser which Jesus came to to get his 'hair did'.

Really, how the fuck did i get here?

Anywho, i have Banana Flavored Lube. Really, that shit is expensive. I mean, that shit is more expensive then gas... really, that is bad. Well i guess if you have it and are at a truck stop it can get you further then if you buy the gas. It tastes like 'Runtz' banana candy. 'Runtz' banana candy is my favorite; just so you know. When i was a kid i would always trade my sisters for their banana runtz. I want some Runtz now... damn lube! I also am craving those lil sticks that you dip in the power candy... just the sticks. Those are so damn good.

But i hope i'm awake when my sister is here, so i can have her try my lube... To eat it! You fucking perverts! Well i guess having my sister eat my lube isn't 100% normal...STFU.