I'm being Evil.... Again.

I really need a job. That's what i'm doing today... going to the Best Buys, CompUSAs, and maybe a Casino or Two... Maybe some other places too, i'll have to think about what would be acceptable.

I know that i don't want a Job in Food... Fuck 'dat. I worked at McD's and i decided that no more food jobs.

But i need one... because with all this spare time i'm being bad again. Really mean shit..

Ok, one of the guys i carpooled with decided one day that he was going to use my Ez-Mail address when he filled out a form... I got spammed like a son-of-a-bitch from it. Let it slide... sorta... i basically did the same with his Ez-mail address... except i signed him up for gay porn. It was alot better then the shit i was getting, so it was kinda like i helped him... ya' know... if he was gay and all.

Anywho... it pissed me off because that was a very guarded account; i didn't get any spam until he decided to use my address. I didn't use it anywhere, not to sign up for shit, only ez-mails from people that i knew. And he ruined it. RUNIED IT! I was getting Penis Enlarging Debt Relief at only half the cost of wholesale in no time! and Jenny was wanting to show me her new webcam all the fucking time... that bitch has a lot of fucking webcams. Russian Brides were wanting to clean my septic systems too! He didn't decided to tell me, i had to find out. Cause this all started with a single odd email... a thanks for registering with a online encyclopedia. I was talking about it and he was like, Yea i had to do that... My dad didn't want me to use my Info because he didn't want me to be spamed...

I was thinking "WTF!"

So i gave him gay porn.

Not a fair trade... not at all! I want the gay porn, not the new amazing fat reducing barely legal teens. He was also the one that was talking bad about 'the gays'. That don't go over very well with me. Not at all. If it's one thing that might bring out 'the bitch', now, is saying bad things about 'the gays'. Ya' know, that is if i could whup that persons ass. If they are stronger then me, i'd be like "Asshole" while running away... and if he/she looks like they can run fast too, i'd be like "Yea, those fucking fags".

Anywho, he's always lying to me and the other guy that i carpooled with. He's a Pimp, with super powers. No kidding. When no one is looking, the gals flock to him. They can't seem to keep their hands off. Let me tell you gals... they can keep their hands off... way off... WAY OFF! Wayest off! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

But he says it in our faces. That's the bad part. If there is something i hate the most it's a bad lie. Even more then straight junk mail! You can at least make the lie a good one... or one that maybe believed by a semi-retarded 10 year old. They're funny, that's the only reason i can tolerate them... but add on the 'horrible faggot' comments, it's unacceptable. So i'm going to have to be mean spirited. And make his lies, reality... Sometime before new years, he will be 'the pimp' he is in his head. Then i will take pleasure in crushing him. Show him how unmerciful this faggot can be. I guess this faggot has too much 'being evil' to molest children (yea that guy; for those who don't know that is what all faggots do... according to him). I will molest his soul.

I've decided the correct course is to make his dreams come true; then crush them in his face.

Ok, it's just some HS BS. But i didn't get to do these things in HS, because i didn't want to... i want to now. So i'm going to get all my kicks out in this one display of bitch-hood.

He had this major crush on this gal in HS. She had a good tie to reality and good taste, so she refused his advances. I remember one day, he came back from having a debate thingy, and i asked how it went; he called me an asshole and slammed his locker in my face and stormed off. The other guy was there and i was like "what is up with that pissy bitch?" Turns out that he asked that gal to 'go out' and she basically said hell no. He was after this gal... big time. He even told her that he would pick her up, and take her to prom, she said no, that she was going with someone else... no not on a date, just getting a ride with a couple. A couple that has to go out of their way to get her. Lol. Then he bugged her all though prom, asking if she wanted to ride back with him and shit. No she said. Then one day he was talking about how if you want something you have to go and get it or something. So he wrote a lil letter, spilling his heart out or whatever; she again said fuck off. You can't even bring up her name without him getting all defensive and shit. And he knows all about her too, almost stalker like. I can't even tell you what my sister is doing half the time, but he knows everything... she is doing this and that... she is going to this school and at that job... i'm like damn.

So i'm going to make his dreams come true... a similar person, but ‘in’ to him. Victoria Foster, is her name. She is 'hot' i guess... i can never tell what these 'straights' want. But she is going to be perfect to him... but with a penis... but he doesn't have to know that... well not at first ;-)

I doubt i will do it, but i'm thinking about it... i think it would be funny. I'd laugh. I told the other guy i carpooled with and he is more in to it then me.. he said if i do it, he'd let me know if he says anything about it (he still carpools with him). I'll have to find out how to get in contact with him though. I don't want him to pay for his moral crushing experience... well pay with cash, tears will be good enough. I know he has a Match dot com account... i also know a message board he uses. I don't know if he goes in chartrooms or anything of the sort though. I could also just anon IM him... that's what he claimed happened before... i'm like 'Yea right'. He said she was all after him and shit; but i don't know when he goes online... i've haven't seen him online in ages.

I think i'll turn this project over to the other guy, i'm loosing interest... sorta. Maybe i'm just tired. Anyway, someone should teach him not to bad-mouth faggots.

I really need a job, if this is what I'm planning to do with my free time.