Huge Dick Handjobs!

Just a few minutes ago i had an unknown visitor(s). Someone was walking around my sister's house. Whoever was out there, was making noises and had the dogs barking. First the noise started behind the house, and then the dogs found 'em, but the dogs stopped barking after a few minutes. Then someone walked up the stairs to the front porch, then walked back down, and what sounded like someone hitting the floor with their fists. So i got up and gathered the weapons from last night, this time i had ammo for the bb guns. so i loaded the CO2 cartridge in the gun and fired it without a bb; it made a noise, and so far i haven't heard anyone else outside. but i have the two bb guns loaded and my flail so if anyone comes through that door without knocking there will be hell to pay.

Oh what else sucks, is that I'm alone and watching 'The Blair Witch Project'; Oh and my sister keeps saying that her boyfriend (the one that she kicked out, and who i suspect is doing this) is crazy (literally)

And about the title: it's the newest search that has resulted in my site being hit. Wooooot. (Without the '!' of course.)