The perfect Christmas Card...

My sister and me got most of our shit back yesterday night, from my older sister. Sill missing a DVD and a couple CD’s though, but most of our crap is back in our possession. When getting our stuff back my mom brought her car so my sister can pack her shit in it, so I had to help my sister smuggle out her “naked guy” playing card and her vibrator, that would of made the best Hallmark card ever. It should have the caption, “what’s the use of having a homosexual brother, if he isn’t willing to carry your vibrator in his cargo pants?”. Isn’t that what the holidays are about? Helping your fellow man, or sister in this case, by carrying their vibrators in your pants so their mom will not find out they have one. I’m just glad it had a carrying case.

Buzz… buzz… Happy Holidays… buzz… buzz…