Me & V-Day: The Golden Shower I didn't ask for.
Yes, V-Day pisses in my face every year... I going to refer to V-Day as R. Kelly. So on R. Kelly, i get to here about others plans for R. Kelly Day. I get to here about how my little sister is going out to eat, and how they are going to watch a movie... blaw blaw blaw... ya' know all the shit i would like to do on that day. But R. Kelly has had a lot to drink, and pisses in my face the next day too. Because it never fails, some person that doesn’t quite grasp how big of a loser i am, asks what i did for that day. I think this time around i'll tell them what happened:
"First i sat around hearing about how my younger sister is going to be all over town with her Boyfriend, then i realize that i'm a total loser because one, i never have been on a date, second, she is 7 years younger then me and has been on quite a few. Then i realize that i totally want to do the shit she is doing, but i'm fucked 'cause i'm a huge loser without a boyfriend, and to make it worse, she has had a couple boyfriends, and again, she is 7 years younger then me.
Then, when everyone leaves me alone, to do their thing, i get to watch happy love shit on the TV. Then after i'm fed up with seeing what i don't have, i get to twiddle my thumbs, while reflecting on my less-then spectacular past.
Next, i get to see everyone come home with damn smiles on each and everyone of their faces, while they head off to sleep.
The next day, i get to here about it. When i go back to school, someone always asks me what i did for R. Kelly day. And here we are now, bitch."
Spreading Love since: 1981
posted by Brian Smith @ 7:50 PM
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Yea, Valentines Day... and i'm just as bad with holidays, i had to look up Veteran’s Day on Google; November 11.
But i know when Valentines day is approaching, cause i'm basically bombarded with red and pink things and diamonds on TV commercials.. and there is my sister reminding me every few hours...
Hmmm... Maybe i'll will have to put my batteries in the charger tomorrow...................
I use my TV for basically Will And Grace, and i haven't watched that in awhile, and for Movies on Direct TV.. it’s when my sister is home, we watch other crap. But everything else, like my DVD player, My Gamecube, and VCR are all hooked up to my PC.
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A Cruel Pic? Now your going to have me searching google for retard...
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Happy Val'day to you too; i hope only minimal disappointment for you on that day; everyone else can kiss my ass.
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I hope there is a hell, a hell filled with the dead flower of Val’ days past and there givers and receivers. So they can dwell, eternally suffering, knowing that they will never be able to celebrate Val’ day again!
Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.
Blessed are you among women
and blessed is the fruit of your womb.
Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners
now and at the hour of our death.
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You mean Jimmy?
God Spoke to me, Like he does Bush, except insted of talking to me, he carved this into a rock outside:
"It's ok guys... i was laughing on the inside.
Keep the buttfucking going strong, and may your wood never soften.
Peace Out!"
~ God "big daddy homeslice".
God is soooo cool!
Shit!
Hail Mary,
full of grace,
the Lord is with you.
Blessed are you among women
and blessed is the fruit of your womb.
Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners
now and at the hour of our death.
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