Good God!
The New Nine Inch Nails Album gets better and better every time i listen to it.
Anyways, i know i've been neglectful of my poor blog. I've just been a bit busy; you know with the sex and all. And when i'm not 'gettin' jiggy wit it', i'm sleeping, because i'm lazy. Well, today i'm going to the dentist... eh! They might be pulling my wisdom tooth or something like that. All i know is a week before i go to the dentist the son-of-a-bitch hurts, and on the day i go it doesn’t. I'm about to tell them, that that bitch is taking too fucking long to come in, pull that fucker out! And if they say i'll have to make another appointment, i'm going to be looking like Linda Blair from the Exorcist, in that god damn chair; I'm going to be spiting pea soup all over there shit!
Then i'm going to beat them. I know that didn't quite happen in the movie, so fucking what?!? My tooth hurts! Well it did hurt, but the pain the memories bring... well it's enough to get beat for.
Ok, what else?...
Oh, Gay Pride is Coming up! You know what that means kiddies! Those Religious Nut Jobs are going to join us in our fun! Yea, i heard that they come out, and spout shit. I hope so. Then i hope that we riot, and beat there asses. and Loot Best Buy so i can get me a PSP. Oops... Eh, Fuckit.
Well There is going to be gay days at the zoo, and it's been on the news that it's going to happen the 4th i think. There was people bitching about it, like i had to tell you that! Wahhhahhhh. The gays are going to be at the zoo! Boo-fucking-hoo. We're here, We're Queer, and we want to see the penguins... and possibly loot best buy - if we have the time.
(pssss, if you hear about a gay uprising, and there is mention of looting best buy, email me.;-))
*Clears Throat*
Anyways, what the big fucking deal bitches? Like anyone doesn’t know that the zoo is a big gay hang out! I mean come'on! The have those Sex rooms, with the urinals; and they clearly state that one is for men and the other is for women or cross dressers! Jesus Christ! Next thing you're going to try to tell me, is that the magic glory hole fairy isn't real!
I wonder what they think 'the gays' are going to do to/at the zoo, that 'the straights' don't? Decorate? Molest the Monkeys? Start a massive orgy on the small train that goes around the park (i would pay to see that)?
I love that they complain that 'the gays' are going to the zoo. It's funny. "Love the sinner, hate the sin... Oh My Fucking God! They're taking over the zoo! Kill'em!"
One of the bitches, was like, "Me and my kids come to the zoo every weekend, and i don't want them exposed to that kind of stuff".
I'm like; "Hon, if you're going to the zoo every weekend you got more problems then 'the gays'".
Every FUCKING Weekend? Yea, fucking right! The only person the needs to go to the zoo, more then once a year, is an employee.
Oh, BTW, the Tulsa Zoo was in a contest not too long ago, and won. It was that Zoo Tycoon Game Contest From Microsoft. So it got some money to fix up the place. I bet they wished they put a anti-gay laser cannon at the gates with all that money.
I'm thinking of going, but i hate the outdoors in the daylight (don't mind it much when it's dark). I also hate many types of animals. My criteria on liking an animal is it has to either be a rodent, or can kill me in a spectacular way. Like Bears, like'em, cause they could beat the living shit out of me and it would be cool enough to probably be on the news. Giraffes, hate'em. Elephants, hate'em. Monkey, hate'em. Seals, Like'em, because seeing one of them kicking someone’s ass would be funny. Penguins, like'em, for the same reason as Seals. Goats -n- shit, hate'em. Snakes, hate'em, because they creep me the fuck out....
Anyways, i need to be going to bed... it's like 4 in the morning and i have to see that god damn dentist at 1 in the afternoon.
Can’t Help it:
You came into my life without a single thing.
I gave in to your ways, which left me with nothing.
I've given in to smiles, I fell for all your games.
I wish so bad right now, I hadn't let you win.
Won't you get the fuck out of my face? Now! (2)
In the sea of life, you're just a minnow, live your life insecure.
Feel the pain of your needles as they shit into my brain.
I scream without a sound, how could you take away
everything that I was - made me a fuckin' slave.
Your face that I despise, your heart inside that's gray.
I came today to say - you're fucked in every way
Won't you get the fuck out of my face? Now!(2)
In the sea of life, you're just a minnow. Live your life insecure.
Feel the pain of your needles as they shit into my mind.
You stole my life
Without a sigh
You suck me dry
Won't you get the fuck out of my face? Now!(8)
In the sea of life, you're just a minnow. Live your life insecure.
Feel the pain of your needle as they shit into my mind
You stole my life
Without a sigh
You suck me dry
~ KoRn - Good God
posted by Brian Smith @ 2:13 AM
6 Comments:
Please accept this tag from Ho. It's a weighty burden, but you seem to have the verve to succeed.
We have gay day at the zoo this weekend, and next weekend is the parade and the picnic at the park; and the week in-between has stuff going on. Tulsa has a week long pride, and i think OKC's is only one weekend.
On the news the zoo stated that they were not sponsoring the gay day at the zoo, but we rented out a space or something like everyone else can. And people are still bitching.
The zoo isn't closing down just for us, or offering a discount or anything like that; we are just going but they still bitch. It's funny. It's like they want a limit on how many gay people can be at the zoo at one time. It should be fun though; i haven't been at the zoo in forever either. I think i was in High School last time i went, and that has been at least 5 years ago.
I just looked at there website, and gay day at the zoo isn't even on there calendar.
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Hahaha. I bet bush is Anxious.
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Thanks Ho! It's a great honor.
Hope you got some good drugs for your tooth ;) If you venture into the sunlight for the Zoo, and happen to see the wackos make sure to cross yourself to ward off evil spirits...then flip them off for me please.
I have been stricken with Gimp Wrist in both hands and it sucks, went to the Dr about it today.
No, no drugs, they just cleaned them and said that they want to pull 4 of them and that they prefer that i go to an surgeon - since they don't have the equipment/training to knock my ass out.
And i will flip them off... with both hands! Then bump into them on 'accident', over and over and maybe hit them, with brass knuckles, on accident of course. When I see them I’m going to become very accident prone.
Good luck with the Doc.
you and koge haven't posted since the 1st! are you alive???????
No, not dead, just busy.
Well, not really busy, just busy when a computer is near by. I need to go home more often -- BTW, i'm not even home now, i'm at the GLBT Center. But i should have some time in the near future to post something.
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