Walking down memory lane... Oppps hit a bump, and fell on my face.

Ok, i'm going to show you my shame...

But before i do that, i have to let you know that i've only been doing this HTML thing for a few years now... So don't laugh too hard.

Also i have to tell you that some of the features in this page are not my idea. This is actually the web page i had to make to Clep out of HTML at OSU-Okmulgee (Year: 2002). He gave us what would have been the final as the Clep test...

He wanted Frames (hate them), Banners (Hate them), and some sort of Marquee (hate them). So it wasn't my ideeeer to put all that crap on there. I would have been more then happy to put everything (except a Banner) in tables... But anyways, here is a "Don't have to take College Level HTML, Because i already know my shit" quality page(s)...

Here...

I SAID DON'T LAUGH!

Really, could i make that menu any bigger?

Anyway, everything should work, even the cookie that remembers your name... i know that works; because i was 1 of 3 people Cleping the test, and he ran mine from a floppy, and it saved a cookie and ran someone else’s and it was reading my cookie and that made his data be a lil jumbled... so he got points off... HA!

The other guy had his on a CD so there was no conflict there.

I've only modified one thing, adding an invisible counter, other then that, it's exactly like the day i turned it in.

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I can hardly breathe
Lost and hopeless
Down so low
Something died inside
I just can't believe it
Violent tendancies
Murder, madness
Good gone bad
Try to talk about it
Nobody believes me

Static in my head
Lines blur red
Got my mind made up
And my trigger finger ready to blow
Finger on the trigger I'm a barrel of a gun
Ready to blow

Life draws out of me
Spent and broken
All mixed up
Crying out in vain
Somebody release me
Evil speaks to me
Caustic rage I've no control
A living hell of hate
Sinister deceiving

Out of my mind in this fucked up head
I want everything that I never had
A little something a reason why
Ready to blow I'm ready to die
Depart this world on a silver bullet
I never believed I would ever pull it
Now's the time, here's my show
Ready to go I'm ready to blow

Time stands still for me
Black and blistered
Drown my sleep
Let thy will be done
Make it out quick and easy

~ KMFDM - Ready To Blow

I was dancing to that song all day today.