I WONDER IF MY UNCLE IS GAY?

Ok... I’ll be writing this while I look, so forgive the shittyness.

Started a Google search for his name and Oklahoma, now I have an address.

Ok narrowed it down further, to his name and his address. I have 1 hit; he has a Ham radio handle.

Ok, searching his handle. Only hit is the FCC page. :(

Thinking....

Searching for gay and the city where he lives.... Finished looking at a couple sites... nada.

I'm pissed; time to bring out the big guns.. METACRAWLER! That bastard can't hide forever, shit I probably can find out I’m gay with METACRAWLER!

Searched his name.. To many hits.

Searched his name with 'OK'... found something... Opening... Damn I wish SBC or COX would offer some kind of high speed Internet here, I don't feel like spending a lot on a new satellite.

Still loading this stupid page.. It better be good.

WOOT.. While waiting for that page to load I decided to look at the other hits.. Found a homepage and email address. Now I have to wait for that to load.... loaded.. Blaw blaw blaw.. Clicked a link.. Blaw blaw blaw.. I already know all that.. Well it gave me an email address that I can now search for..Ok that didn't work out, and the other page was crap.

Now its time to throw down the guns, and pick up the nuke.... CoperNic! This will take awhile; I have to download their lil prog.

But before I leave metacrawler, let me see if I can find that I’m gay!.

Ok I really should have known that that would have had a crap load of hits, Brian Smith Oklahoma.. Lol.. There is two Brian Smiths Living in this town; I get his doctor bills all the time. Ok how about Brian Smith Oklahoma Gay... WOOT I’m GAY! Metacrawler sez so! Cool I was only a couple hits down (#6). I Rox. I'm gayzor.

Ok Time To DL CoperNic....

Damn that was a long DL.. and i even had to repair the Zip. Oh well, i got it atleast

Here we go, searching for his name..

OMG.. now i have to update the listing of search engines.. god.. i thought it was over when i DLed the 20mb file, i should of remembered that copernic did this.

LOL.. at 60% MSN decides to disconnect.. i hope it has resume... Ok i guess its just going to let me search now.. Searching...

Nothing good.. going to keep going with it though.. going to try to update the search engines again.. Ok after udateing the search engine list i got over 100 hits..

Still nothing.. how is that possible? CoperNic Used to be the best, or at least i remember it being decent. There we go, 205 hits, with that search... but some are crap and the ones that are not crap i've already seen.

Oh well. i tried, at least it was someting to do.

Hold up.. copernic dosn't play around, i just searhed to see if i was gay with copernic, and i was the first hit and the 6th hit. WooT, i'm too gay for just one Hit.