Homoerotic Horror Movies… in WAL-MART!

Ok, I’ve have DirectTV, and one day I noticed that there was a gay orientated channel, I think it’s pay-per-view but I’m not quite sure. Anyways I went to see what they had on, in my guide, since I don’t get the channel. I noticed that there was a horror movie, called ‘The brotherhood”, The Brotherhood III: Young Demons, to be exact. Well today I was in wally-world, and noticed in their Cheap-ass-movie bin, they had it. I have no idea how it caught my eye, it was just one of those things. I was passing by it and BAM! I seen the title; I stopped and looked just to make sure. And sure enough it was it. Not only was it III it also had II with it! All this in Wal-mart! I looked on the web, and they say: “Plenty of hot male skin involving strange doings at a boys school - nothing actually involving gay sex - but these boys sure come close!” Tisk tisk wal-mart! You should be called Wal-house-of-a-1000-sodomites-mart, then maybe I’d shop there more. But I just finished up Riddick, so I’m about to pop this bitch in; I wish I had the first one, now I’m going to be lost. :(... but really what is there to know, it's a horror movie! I've probably seen it a billion times, just this time there is "plenty of hot male skin". Woo Hooo!

I love horror movies, but why do they always kill off the guy I think is cute? Motherfuckers!