Retarded? Slightly.

Me and my sister are too much alike, it used to cause problems. We, back in the day, would fight like you would not believe. If I wasn’t getting on her nerves and her on mine, It wasn’t a full day. However, about 2 years ago we joined forces. We put aside our lack of differences, and all was good. Now, we’re slightly retarded, or that is what some people would say if they seen us. Just yesterday or day before yesterday, whenever I publish this, we were sitting around. The TV was on, and she was watching it and I was just sitting there; then it came on. A Victoria Secrete commercial, we were captivated. There were all these Supermodels, posing in [I guess what you would call] sexy poses. Talking about Victoria Secrete and Christmas. After the commercial, we looked at each other laughed. My sister said, “Oh My God! It’s a porno.” Which prompted me to work my mojo, while saying “Victoria Secrete”, just like they did in the commercial. Well for almost half an hour after that, we were making our own commercial, in our living room. We’d strike a pose, and in our most ‘moaniest’ voice, we’d say “Victoria Secrete”. It was a hoot.

I wonder what people would have said if they seen us, we were rubbing on ourselves, moaning out “Victoria Secrete”. God that was funny, we could stop laughing. But it didn’t end there. We were going into town, and it was getting a little boring, so I decide to go ‘spread eagle’ [my legs were on her dash; Clothes on!], in her car while rubbing my legs; for all of the oncoming traffic to see.

I’d never do that with anyone else. She was the one who made putting on shows for oncoming traffic our thing we do. First it started with the Wave. Just to see who would wave back. Then it moved to the honk then wave, just so we have their attention. Then it became the Dance, were we did the most craziest dance possible to see reactions. Then it became the Loud music with Dance, then it was the Loud music, honk, dance. Now it’s Distributing-Sexy. But the most horrific part is that we passed our mom, I stopped rubbing my legs, and just flipped her off [all in good fun, of course].