Dear Random Company,
Do you want the greatest content for Advertisements? Sure you do. So give me some money for a new computer, and i'll say what ever the fuck you want me to. You are only limited by your imagination.
Here are some of the lows i will sink to & lies I’ll tell, to sell your shit!
Coca-Cola: it's delicious. I’d would eat out a vagina for one sip!
Microsoft: It's never given me any trouble, honest.
Random Pimp: His Hoes are Classy, unless you don't like classy hoes.
Hell i'll even say shit about your competition too...
Coca-Cola: Pepsi is shit in a can, i despise anyone that drinks Pepsi, because they are no-good, shit-drinking motherfuckers; and god hates them.
Microsoft: It's like other OS'es, but with software.
Random Pimp: [another random pimp]'s hoes give you a little extra, that requires a hospital visit, if you know what i mean.
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As you probably can tell, i just had a major computer fuck-up; well not a major computer fuck-up, but a computer fuck-up that was major; I lost all this shit i was working on. :(
I had a few links in my sidebar that i was adding, but then i crashed, and my auto save file went bad. Ok, so i'm going to try this shit again. At least it shouldn't be as long as it was when i first did it, because i was changing a lot of other shit, that i'm not not going to do because of compatibility issues in FireFox. and i noticed something else that isn't quite right in Firefox, so i'm going to have to fix that later.
posted by Brian Smith @ 9:50 PM
4 Comments:
Well i got the XP ver. that the school gives out on burnt CDs... they have that deal or something with MS, MSDN shit. So i paid $0, not that i would by any MS OS. Never have... most likely never will.
I use to have SuSe on this Bitch, but i lost it when installing XP. Never got to use it much, it was just a bunch of switching between Win an SuSe; so i could get on the internet to find out how to do something. I'd like to play around with Linux some more, so maybe if i get another computer, i'll slap something on this one.
And OS-X; never had a problem with it, and even though i don't own a Mac with OS-X on it doesn't mean that wouldn't have a problem with it. My older sister has a iBook thing, and she has only called me once, with a problem; and that in itself is amazing. She is always fucking up a computer, but i think the only reason she hasn't ran into a problem is that it's basically just a Jukebox to her. I've looked on there awhile back, and the only shit installed was shit i installed; but their LimeWire Folders was full of MP3s and one Paris Hilton Sex Mpeg [oh and some guy lighting a bottle rocket, that was placed in his ass, Mpeg].
I use to play games on my PC, not so much anymore; now i just use it for the Internet, music, programming, and watch movies one it.
Yep, i was fucked twice that day. Sniff. He fucked me with that purple dildo, then didn’t have the decency to either call or pay me! Fucker, I thought that you loved me/though I was a whore.
But it felt Ok, his arms were atrophied do to his army of robot slaves doing everything for him. So his ‘ass pounding’ was just a little more like, a gentle breeze. I swear I could have put a sail on that dildo, and it would have hit me harder. :-p
Mac OS X--given that it's just a spin-off of BSD--is okay. I've had less problems with it than I do with my XP...i bought the whole XP Pro thing when I got the computer, i hate that shit that comes with it. Hell, VB wouldn't even work on that shit they had installed--sony's homemade version of XP home, what a piece of crap. I guess since Mac X is tied with unix, that's about the only thing making it stable. It's not really all that unix-y either, the terminal sucks I know that much! I haven't used it enough to get used to it yet, so I can't say much, except that it's pretty stable and hard to fuck up and make stall--unlike xp. The hardware is a little better quality, of course you have to pay 2x as much than for a pc.
As for linux, I'd probably go with mandrake or suse. Suse is nice (that 9.2 shit they came out with ain't worth the upgrade, though)--it's just that it is kind of an ass at times. I run suse, mandrake, redhat, and yellow dog (same as fedora, which is same as redhat...haha) and have to say that mandrake is my fav... it's french and it runs well on my hardware (they are good about doing updates, plus they have powerPC support for mac users, which I newly/barely am...)--two good things. RedHat is just a pain in the ass...plus it's ugly and I hate that dumb name! I've heard a lot of good things about ubuntu, which is new and in all the magazines these days! I think the problems people have with linux is the best part though. That's what makes them so much fun...have to figure out how to get them to work.
Also, if you want, I could make copies of mandrakelinux 10.0 advanced/pro. or suse 9.2 pro. (assuming they'll copy...they should) if you don't want to buy 'em, or if you don't have them. They're both six discs, I also have the mandrake 10.1 community download to upgrade, which is useless really 'cause they didn't improve shit and it usually causes more problems to upgrade.... When I get back to NY I'll probably have ubuntu and debian (pretty much the same thing) too, as well as some others.
If you want any of them, I don't mind mailing you copies. There's no reason to waste money on them or wait n-number of years for 2100MB to download with 56K (they'd reach the 6 month update before they'd be downloaded...HAHAAAA! Plus they don't give the good one's away...)
Sure that would be great. I think the Suse i was using was like 8-point-something. This was back around 2001, so what ever was back then.
Just email or post if you can copy them, and i'll email you where to send them. But just don't come and kidnap me, my ferret might never get fed if i was to come up missing. Poor thing, everyone is scared of him, and as long as you have shoes on he's nothing to be scared of. [he likes to bite peoples feet, when they walk toward him, except mine, because he knows i'd put his ass back in his cage if he pulled that shit with me; actually he's in his cage right now for being a bitch and knocking over all my shit. Motherfucker, now i'm going to have to clean this up.]
BTW, how is WINE, Last time i used that, it didn't work out quite well with a couple apps.
Well incase you change your mind, all i ask of my kidnappers is make it special... Really put some freaky shit in there, like tell me your Jesus or God or some shit; so when they bust your ass, i can turn my life into one of those nifty made for TV movies. And if you are the murdering type, Make it quick, and put me in a cool pose before rigor mortis sets in; like thumbs up and me winking, like it's all good.
Well if you still want, you can write satanic symbols all over Depew School. Since there is one dumb ass that keeps forgetting that a pentacle’s point faces the ground, it would be nice if someone could teach him a thing or two... Really? Who the fuck takes chalk and draws a upside down pentacle on the side of a gym? Next time he needs to think about what he is doing, instead of making an ass out of himself, in front of his 'Goth' buddies. Fuck, i don't even know if i could use 'Goth' there, more like... Johnny Cashes, but with no talent; I bet Johnny Cash could have got that fucking pentacle right! I wonder if they moved up from pentaclezing High Schools to where they might be employed now; if I seen them putting upside down pentacles, and I was their boss, I’d can their asses for being dumb. I’d Be like: “Hell I pissed off god for hiring you dipshits, and now you want the devil to fucking hate us too; your asses are grass. And Dumb ass, your pentacles couldn’t look more shitty if you had one of those dumb ass vibrating pens.”
The WINDMILL ATTACK OF DOOM!!! Isn’t that an advance-level-3-turbo-5-Super-mega-giga-pokeosex queer attack? [did I hit anywhere near pokemon there? Because that is what I was going for.]
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