It's the time of year...

My grandmother's dogs are resorting to lesbianism, and my sister's dog is humping the fuck out of a toy rabbit.

God that pisses off my little sister, i think it's funny as hell. I encourage it, i keep telling the dog, "Hump the Bunny". My sister acts like he really knows what i'm saying and gets all pissy at me. I'm like damn, at least it isn't your leg... or your BF's Brothers Head... again! I'm like seriously, it's a stuffed bunny! It's cotton and shit, hell let him pound the fuck out of it; at least the lil bastard isn't hounding me to throw his ball anymore. I say get it anyway you can lil puppy.

Anyways, this spring has been different, it has been cold the last few days. And i guess allergies are kicking everyone's asses, i know just now my eyes are starting to burn a bit. I'm also in a puppy love stage... no not my dog you fucking perverts! But yea, i hope everything is what i think it could possibly be... Really that is bad, i added all that crap that washed it out (think, could, possibility...).

I wish i could read minds and shit, or at least judge people's feelings with a good margin of accuracy. Anywayz, i've been putting the lip balm or chap stick or what the fuck ever on my lips. Incase shit goes down, i don't want my lips to feel like i'm on meth; all dehydrated and shit. I'm just guessing that Meth fucks your lips into dried out skin strips; really don't know much about meth, except that those on it are skinny.

I also got a thing of Altoids. I hate those fucking boxes they come in; I always bend the fuck out of them, then it looks ugly. I like the lil 'Ice Breakers' things, but i hate that fucking bitch... what the fuck is her name... the dumb fuck... Simpson something or another... Hell i wish that last name came from marrying OJ and he kill her ass too... Jessica! that's it. "Is it chicken or is it Tuna" dumb fuck. She should have been slapped on the spot for saying that... then the people who came up with that fucking shit ("Chicken of the Sea") should be shot. That is retarded. I have a sneaking suspension that one of those 'newlyweds' are raciest. I sometimes walk by while my sister was watching it, and never once did i see anyone that wasn't white as hell. They probably edied out that dumb bitch saying something like "I didn't know black people had boats". Raciest Bitch. I know, she seen chicken of the sea and said that shit. Hell, the fucking KKK probably has a bigger black populous then the 'newlyweds'. I would say something about gay people on there, but i think nick or whatever the fuck his name is, is family. I hate the whole lot of them.

I guess i'm going to be calling him tomorrow, wish me luck and shit. Then i get to see him the next day, and hopefully the next. I can't get enough of this sexy man; and he is sweet! Girls, he was doing errands for his dad and shit; Whooo. That is so sweet. I don't think he's a raciest like the 'newlyweds' so that is good; he seems to be out and proud, so that would be good for me, but honey i'm so close to 100% out it's not even funny.

Oh, child, i'm going to have to keep harping on the racism. Can't help it. I rode in the car with my dumb bitch sister, the one that is often referred to by 'The Beast' and 'Donkey Kong' by my younger sister. I think she is so stupid, her BF is a piece of shit, alcoholic, Raciest, and homophobe. He's younger then me and already has 2 DUI's. Really that is pathetic, and like Ethan (errr. Mr. Poose) would say "Broke Down". I like that, "Broke Down". Anyways, he's a piece of shit. So i'm going to lay his and my sister's shit all over this post. Ok, he's a raging alcoholic, and not the fun kind either, the violent kind. Already my sister has had 2, count them TWO, miscarriages because of his violent ways. And she still is going to be with him. Really i need to knock her upside her fucking head. He loves to say shit like 'Nigger lover' when someone talks about someone who is African American in a positive light (or any light, except a negative one). He loves to say that he hates the Jews, i really don't get that one, hell i doubt we have any in Bristow. The only thing i've ever heard out of a racist’s mouth about the Jews, is that they killed Jesus. Whippy Fucking Do! I hear that Jesus was a Jew, and really he has no reason even if he believed that. He's has frequently said that he is agnostic or Atheist or some shit like that and that even if he knew that there was a Jesus he would hate his, and i'm quoting him, "Fucking Guts". He's also in the Army. So really, i doubt they have a good screening process for retardation. He is also a goddamn liar. He loves to create a magical story about how he had a full scholarship to OU... Yea right! He claims it was for Football, but honeys let me tell you, he is no football player. He is just a damn shitty liar. But the reason he doesn't have it now, is because of the DUI's. He is ugly as sin, and honey everyone thinks so. All i'm saying to my sister, is that he better have a big fucking dick. He is also a homophobe, and my sister knows this; and that is what really pisses me off about her. She gets rid of him like every fucking month, then takes his funky alcoholic ass back. He has said that he wanted to 'beat my ass' when he was in one of his drunken stupors. He thought i was doing something... like banging on his walls or some shit; turns out that something fell out of a closet made a noise, he thought it was me, came down to my parents house raising all sorts of hell. Saying that he is going to kick my ass for fucking with their house (honey, it's my parents house, your drunk ass can't even keep a job, and when you do have one your money goes to booze; So my parents bought that shit, and it's under their name). Turns out that he was, as usual, drunk as a motherfucker, and i was all the way in Tulsa going to school when this shit happened.

Anyways, i learned about this spectacle later that day. I was pissed, i should have beat his ass. Honey if i wanted to be a bitch, i wouldn't tap or what the fuck ever on your walls... i would have burnt that bitch down like 'Left Eye' from whatever that fucking bands name was... I have no idea, if my sister has told him that i'm fab, probably has. Either way, i need to be careful around that retard. I should like lift weights or some shit, so i can beat his ass. Eh, i'll probably just stab him with something if he wants to go a round. I don't fuck with getting my ass kicked, let me tell you right now; I'll play dirty. Either way, he's a douche bag, and my sister is a dumb bitch, even more dumb then that fucking Simpson bitch.

And no I’m not angry nor mad, or any of that shit; I’m actually feeling quite good, just ranting. I just need something to do while waiting for the drowsiness to take over. If I don’t I’ll be up all night thinking about what I’m going to do tomorrow. So I guess this will be everyday this week, except Monday, that I’ve talked to him. But still I’m wondering how much does he like me. Is it friendship or what? Eh.

Still not tired, I think I’ll take a shower again or something.