Hayyyyy, Wanna see my lug nuts?
Ok, it's been awhile... a long while.
I'm still without a comp, and such, so no surprise... well no surprise to me at least.
Ok, so lets see... WTF has gone down?
A lot!
Ok, lets start at the title... Ok, that is from a lesbian... or bisexual... Ok, after getting shit faced... I MEAN SHIT FACED! She is tiny, and had two shots of some shit, and a big ass drink that was fucking strong, and the cherry on top... she hadn't ate all day. After telling me i was cute... (in the gay bar, yes) she passed out... i guess i am that damn cute (no, i am! ok, it might have been the booze). So the bartender told her 'female friend' that they can't have anyone passed out in the bar... So i had to carry her ass out... real! I had to lift her up, because we couldn't get her to walk. So i'm carrying this lesbian out of the bar, to (surprise surprise) a gigantic truck. Then her 'female friend' left her ass in the truck, and went back in the bar, and drank a beer. She went to check on her, and she had threw up.
Ok, let see what else... Ok, i missed the Zoo. :(
I was going to go, but i looked out a window, and seen a dark cloud, so i went back to sleep. Woke up, and was told nothing happened. Ok well.
I also missed the parade... not the festive though. I got a hell of a sunburn. Still recovering too. I don't think i'm going to make the OKC one either, after all. I was just told that my dad is going to have to drive to some state for his job, and when he comes home they are both leaving for a vacation. So no car. :(
The festival was fun. I was told that since it rained that morning, there wasn't that many people there. But there were more people then i though there would be. :) I think [counting] there were about 12 people i knew before going, but there were so many people i felt like i knew no one.
Ok, now something sad...
The Playmor is close. :(
The bar i frequent is no more. They were forced to close because of outrageous rent. I hope they find another place to open a bar. So my BF is out of a job... sorta. He still has one, but it isn't as fun as operating a bar. So the bar closed, the main owner had to find another job... Kum and Go. Yesterday, err day before yesterday, it got robbed. Yep, shitty week for him. They say that they just wanted the keys to the other guy working with him's car, because they say it had some bad ass wheels. But since they couldn't open the door (to the car, it's OKLAHOMA!) they took some money. They were caught, from what i was told. They also had sawed-off shotgun, spiffy. That is stupid, stealing a car for the wheels. I blame pimp-my-ride. I hope xzibit or however you spell that name, burns in hell.
Ok, and MJ! He did it. I don't give a fuck, i'm going to say it. HE DID IT! He 'did' Culkin too! I don't care what that lil pot smoking child actor says! LIAR, is what i say! WTF! Really! HE SLEEPS WITH CHILDREN, HE EVEN TOLD THEM THAT! What did they say, something about sleeping with a kid over 300 days in a year... WTF!?! Anyway, Jessie Jackson is my spiritual advisor now.
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And i've been missed! *Sniff* thanks you guys... you know who you are!
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Ok, and i got 'A Dirty Shame' still don't like the ending. Oh, and i also watched, "Polyester", but i want to see, "Pink Flamingos". Speaking of movies, Land of the Dead, is this Friday! Wooo!
Oh, and we playmor people, might start meeting on the weekends and go eat and maybe see a movie or something, just to hang out. I really hope they get another place, this time own it, so they don't have to pay that horrible rent. I miss the drag queens...
OMG! I forgot!
I helped clean out the bar. Loading up all the stuff they owned. But before that, there was a private party... OPEN BAR!
There were some drunk motherfuckers that night, Me included. Woooo! Ok, i wasn't very drunk, i was "i can't walk" drunk, not lesbian recognizing my beauty and passing out drunk. There was 2 shots of Tuaca, 1 shot of something else, 1 sex on the beach, 3 Smirnoff ices. and some other shit... and one drink that tasted like straight up vodka. The queens grabbed the good shit, and was doing shots at this one table... then there was the Purple Queen, Violent Dementia. I have no idea what he drunk, but he was decked out in his purple wig, dress and makeup laying on the ground.
Also the Drag King wasn't have a very howdy doody day. She on the floor screaming, saying her GF hates her, and one queen (Monica) said that her GF still likes her... then she spit in Monica’s face. Her GF, seen it, and got pissed. It was raining that day, heavily; that is why we didn't take the stuff out of the bar that day. Well, after seeing it, her GF grabs her, takes her outside, then holds her head down, and yells at her "If your going to spew, you're doing it outside". Held her there for like 5 mins, then lets her go back in. The King, dressed up like a chick that day, so when she came in there was mascara running down her face, she was screaming and throwing a fit, and Dominique (another drag queen) said, "Damn, i don't know if that is Tammy Fay, or that girl from the exorcist. If we only had a video camera, we could sell this shit on ebay and keep this bar open forever".
posted by Brian Smith @ 1:21 AM
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hey, so I decided to search Nine Inch Nails in Blogger and you were one of the 40 or so that came up. You seem pretty cool and I must admit I only skimmed your blog but it appears like you've had your share of fun. So, I dunno...maybe we can be blogging buddies or something...hehehe...seeya
hey, glad to see ya. so u missed the zoo, too bad :( I have been busy going to Dr.s I had bloodwork, an EMG, a MRI and a spinal tap (cool, ugh) i may have carpal tunnel but more seriously i may have a neuroligal disorder called chronic inflammitory demylinating? neurititis (or something like that) anyway i can barely do anything but dr says if i had to get a neurological disease this one isnt so bad since it is treatable. i go back for another appt friday. One thing i have learned is that rock music goes well with the sound that a MRI machine makes (they let me listen to the radio while it was being done)
I have not had a good drunken session for over a year, and cant drink right now anyway, so I am wondering if you would imbibe 6 or 7-(8 or 9...he he) of these and send the intoxication over to me ;)
Bring to a boil 2 cups Sprite...
add 1 box orange or lime jello, stir while boilng for 2 minutes. Remove from fire and add 1 and 3/4 c. very chilled vodka and 1/4 c. sprite, stir 2 more minutes, either pour into big bowl, or individual 3 oz. dixie cups and put into refridgerator till firm
(time till jello set will be longer if u use bowl) and eat... careful because this drink is a slow creeper, till it hits u.
K, get a computer damn it, see ya later.
BIG NIN FAN!
Ever Since TDS... Hooked. I even had to have The Lost Highway ST Because of "The Perfect Drug". Anything Trent Touches, i'll like it. David Bowie's "I'm Afraid Of Americans" got me into a fratic search for the CD that had it on there; Never found it, so i Kazaa or Napster'ed it... or MyNapster'ed it... I can't remember what i was useing back then. I even love IAoA's Video - Kazaa'ed that one i know.
Ever since TDS, i've been one of the frist in line to buy whatever he put out. The Fragile, 'All That Could Have Been', and 'With Teeth'. I'd like to go back and get the Remixes and the Imports for him, manson, and korn - but i'm too damn broke.
The Big 4 - Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, KoRn, and Slipknot. I have everyone of there albums except one KoRn one, and that is the greatest hits - and i have the two new songs they put on there. So in one form or another i have them all.
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Ummm... Well good thing it's the treatable type. I hope the best for you.
Jello Shots?!?
love those.
One Queen, Tippi, had a show, where it was a custom that everyone buys a jello shot, and after consumeing it throwing the lil cup at her; trying to make a 'basket' in her cleavage. Jello shots are good, except that one time where they ran out of Vodka and used tequila.
Too bad they didn't have any for the open bar... but we had other things, like Tequila Rose... which i've only had one time, awhile back, and it was really good. Tasted like a strawberry shake.
Don't worry, i'll drink for us all... My liver be damned!
:-)
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Oh, i just read this... it makes me love rob zombie even more...
""Guys like George have made amazing films and generated millions of dollars and don't get the respect they deserve," says Rob Zombie, 39, the heavy-metal rocker and filmmaker whose ultra-violent Devil's Rejects opens July 22.
"It's a drag to see things that are pure garbage being handed awards," Zombie says. "They're still talking about Dawn of the Dead. Is anyone still talking about The English Patient?""
Damn shit-bird, about time you updated! I was beginning to wonder whether or not you got raped by your old, bald boyfriend and his 9" gaysexcapades!! I suggest you look on the ebays and get one of those cheap-ass mac computers...you know, the one that requires a screen, mouse, etc. You can get one off there really cheap!
Smooches and moi,
Mr. Ferdinand Fuckin' Poose
I'm going to have to get around and get my ass a job... as much as i don't want too.
It's been fun just... uhhh... doing nuttin'. Real fun. I get my 12hrs of sleep i need to remain gorgeous. Plus TV; Tons of TV... I've never watched so much crap in my life! I watch X-Play, Filter, [some other G4 shows], Forensic Files, The Investigators, [other court TV shows], and a lot of comedy central and IFC [They are having Pulp Month!]
But i want shit... like a PS3 when it comes out sometime next year, and a PSP - and the grandest of them all a new comp with the works! I want a PC with all the new shit... Ok, second or Third down the line [at the max].
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My Weekends are gone. Poof! and not real weekends, but extended ones! like Thursday thru Sunday; i stay up there in Tulsa with Johnnie. And i'm the kind of person that hates using someone else’s PC. I don't like mine touched, and i don't like using someone else’s - unless i'm doing bad stuff to someone else’s computer. About the only time i get to a PC then is on Friday, and that is at the GLBT center. I would like to get me a really small and lite laptops, because they have Wi-fi at the center, and Johnnie is getting his router hooked up... as soon as he gets a Wi-fi NIC for his computer.
I wish i could have made the parade, 'cause i knew some people that were in it.
I thought that there was a big crowd, and was surprised when i was told that it was way smaller then last years. The protesters were fun, they wasn't what i expected... i thought that they would be closer, like only a few feet away [like 5-6ft] but they had to be across the road and only in this one spot, which was funny. I stopped and watched them for a few, when i first got there. They were yelling in a megaphone, and these kids [gay - gay friendly?] where singing 'Jesus loves the lil children'. It made me and this fag on a bike laugh, because they could be heard, while the others [assholes] were yelling different shit, and couldn't be really heard. And that guy's megaphone suxed! I couldn't make out what he was saying... Ummm, i guess his reliance on technology damned another soul... if only i could hear the message of god...
;-p
I'm still recovering from my sunburn. Most of it has healed, but a bit of it still a scab. That has never happened to me before, when i was little i never had as bad of a sunburn as the other kids... i usually got a lil red, and peal; this time i had the tiny blisters and shit... that sucks. I hate the sun.
WAIT! Maybe it wasn't the sun... maybe it was the hell being cast upon me! Yes, that is it! The sun didn't cause my 'sunburn' it was god! it was a godburn! By golly they were right all along! They didn't get a sunburn, it must be true... nevermind they had trees and shade where they were! Yea... that sucked... no trees where the stuff was. The only people that got shade were the protesters, and the gays on the outskirts of the park. it wasn't fun for us fags on the day after... if you ever want to know if someone is gay, after the pride event they have a massive sunburn... B-I-N-G-O. Every homosexual i know had one, save a few that had to work. Next time, sunscreen... applied every 15 mins by Fernando.
:-p
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