Woo Girls!
I was just watching TV... and there was 'Love Behind Bars'. Some of those people are fucking crazy. I'm sorry, but damn, you need your damn head checked if you 'fall in love' with killers you see on TV. But it makes you think, well not really, but pretend: Where is my limit? What can be on a guys rap sheet and still be dateable? I have no idea, but i do know that rape, murder, ect. puts them so far off the list of dateablity you'd need the Hubble telescope to find where it landed. I couldn't handle that shit, especially if they are a sex offender. Wooo Girls, i don't care how hot or nice that guy is, i'm not going to be the person that lives with a sex offender; because you know the whole neighborhood will know, since he'd have to go around telling them. Nu Uh! Honey, that shit don't fly with me. Plus, if i had a headache or something and he wanted some, i'd be afraid.
Anyway, there was another show just after it, something about going inside the mind of a serial killer. I didn't get to watch it all, but it looked interesting. There was actually 2 gay(ish) serial killers on there. I can't remember the names, though. So it's not that i couldn't have a killer, it's just that i don't want one.
But think of the benefits of having a widely known killer (who got off of course) as a BF or Whatever. No one would fuck with you; and if they did you'd just have to say something like, "Well lets see if my Boyfriend sees it my way or yours". Man, i should see if OJ is single. :-P
posted by Brian Smith @ 7:00 PM
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Ok...*kind* of along the same line and speaking of OJ...i saw on tv a few weeks ago that his son got married. Seriously. OJ as your father-in-law. You know she thinks he's guilty. And do you get jumpy when you go over for Thanksgiving and he picks up the carving knife and heads over to the turkey?
Oh My!
I'd have nightmares and be kissing a lot of ass. I don't even watch Football, but i would be on the internet looking up all his stats and reciting them to him. "Remember that time you... [insert whatever he did] that was the greatest. You're the greatest. I love you daddy."
But i tell you what, there will be no mentioning of gloves, roommates, air conditioners or police. If my BF says something like "Hay, hon, it's cold outside your hands might get cold, grab those..." i'd slap the shit out of him before get got the next word out.
But above all, I would not have any life insurance; ‘cause I know OJ is broke, and he’d kill my ass just so his son would have some money he could barrow.
i'm just saying, i've dated an ex-con. he was a total sex addict, and a pig. but oh the ride, people, the ride! i don't think i would do it again though, but i've been pretty desperate lately. anyone have a brother in jail... email me ;-)
I have a cousin in Jail! But, he had sex with an underage girl... So you just got to hope he is bi. But jail hasn't been good to him though, i seen a pic of him and he isn't looking too good. His face is all saggy and shit, and he's only a year older then me.
He needs a face lift and he is only 24 years old. Seeing that pic is enough to keep me out of jail.
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