Joseph Duncan..

is crazy. Just look at that website! Gawd! If i went around saying i was a computer scientist, i would at least make something better then that! Jesus Christ! If i had to look at that everyday i would have demons too!

I was watching courtTV [everyone should] and i heard about his site, Blogging the Fifth Nail, and that he was a computer scientist; that got my attention. I kept envisioning a grand spectacle of HTML power; i got crap and a transition effect that i'm pretty sure he took from a scripting site. I'm disappointed.

I was hoping that i could see a 'computer scientist' quality blog would look like, instead i got what appears to be a blogger template that has been modified to look like shit.

Anyway, thank god for dennys! and Their Grand Slam Jesus Jam! HA! Thought i forgot didn't you!

Dennys, ahhh, good memories. Ok, not distant memories, but memories none the less. I remember going to Dennys or Village Inn After the Bar closed. Eating with Tippy was memorable; how she harassed the straight couple and poured syrup all over some guy's take out.

Anyway, back to the crazies. I find myself glued to CourtTV now. There is soooooo many crazies out there, there is always something fresh and new to hear about. Even after the MJ trial, there was plenty to cover. You had the drunk ass pilots, the kid that killed her parents because they were going to get her BF for Statutory rape and the rest of her family saying lock her ass up because they were scared of her, and now you got the Duncan guy, even now there is another kidnapping going on in Arizona. There are some crazy ass people out there; and not the good kind of crazy.

Speaking of Crazy, my Crazy ass aunt [The one that kidnapped her sister-in-laws kids because she wasn't taking care of them] has the kids again. This time it's legit. She was called back to Oklahoma by her mother-in-law [the one that told her to bring them back or she is going to call the cops on her]. She told my aunt to take them, that she isn't taking care of them and it's best if she took them. My anut told her 'no' that she was asked to fix it the first time, and they didn't like how she did it so basically fuck you. I guess after telling her it was either her [my aunt] or DHS, my aunt caved in, on one condition. That their had to be paperwork giving her custody. After they agreed, it turned out that the mother of the kids didn't have custody, it was the father that had it, since the mother was in jail at the time.

The father i'm told is a major pot head, but my aunt found him, and he said that he'd sign it, only if he's off the hook for child support.

I guess she now has them, she said that she had them just bag up their clothes and put them in the car, and they were going to sort them out when they got to Texas. After arriving at her place, she said she started going though the clothes, and she found a syringe. She said she stopped, told them to throw that shit away, she was going to buy them new clothes because she wasn't going to be infected with whatever their mother had.

Sad part, that isn't the craziest people i'm kin to. I'd rather not go into the kinfolk i have that live in Slick, Oklahoma; because a) i know that they are some crazy inbred hillfolk b) that is about all i know about them. It's bad when your mother dosn't let you meet all the family... and your glad she doesn't.

Ummm, lets talk about family [since i'm on the topic of crazy people anyway]

I have a huge ass family. I can't even name half of them. I have my mother's side, which isn't that huge - i really have no idea how big it really is. I've never met my grandfather from that side of the family, he packed up and moved to California well before i was born. My grandmother's side of the family, the byrds, are crazy. I have no idea how many of them there are, mainly because that is the people that i'm not allowed to associate with [not that i would want to]. All i know about them is that they live off in Slick somewhere. Swaffar is my mother's side of the family, the moderately crazy ones, but one's i'm allowed to talk to [not that i would want to]. They have issues, and everyone knows them, because that side of the family has no shame. They are the Liberals. Anything goes with these people. This is the side of the family that get the restraining orders against each other, damage each other’s property, and sometimes get involved with the law. They are the ones with the crazy ass kids, that are probably going to commit felonies, and be sent up river more then once [not that some already haven't, because they have]. My little cousin A.'s accomplishments include calling her mom a bitch, before pre-school. Another Cousin, S., stole from his place of work [video reatal, he took tapes]. Another cousin, R., is in the pen for Sexual Assault.

My dad's side is huge. Think of it like this, if my dad's side was a merry-go-round, it would be a swirling mass of contempt and bitter dialog. I dislike this side, duh. They are the [GASP] Conservatives! They ruin any and all parties. They are the ones that like to tell you what is wrong with you. Like my little sister, she is skinny, and she was eating and my grandmother would say something to the effect of, 'you better not eat too much, you'll end up looking like you sister [fat].'

Yes, she is a bitch.

NO! She is super bitch. Everyone that marries into this family hates her; the only explanation is that her kids still like her, because she broke their sprit and devoured their souls a long time ago. But oddly, she is nice to people that are not bound to her by marriage or DNA; Because me and my sister will be standing and people tell us how nice she is, and we're like 'who?'. She had 3 kids, which one is my dad; my dad has one brother [which isn't a bad guy] and a sister who fallows in her succubus mother's footsteps.

Aunt, G., holyshit. Bitch Delux. When i told my sister's i was gay, the first thing they said was don't tell her. She is the type of bitch that has those angry fucking dogs. The ones that are pissed 24/7; and attack people and shit. Whenever she is brought up in a conversation, my sister uses 'Bitch' a lot and we know who she is talking about. And she has devil children.

Ok, let me spread some more shit about my family across this blog, because, quite frankly, these bitches deserve it.

I'm told that my two cousins told their biological dad that their step-dad was fondling them...

Turns out, they were just grounded.

This is what i'm told they said happened; He popped their toes; No really, that was what i was told. That he popped their toes looking up their short legs. Turns out that they were just being bitches, because they turned on each other, well the younger one told them that they made it up, because the older one said that is how they could go to their dad's and not be grounded.

The older sister, G., Mega Bitch Delexiod! Real. Not only is she the master of the toe-pop molestation, she is also a thief! Gasp! Yea, i've have to steal back shit from her all the fucking time. Ok, twice. She kept stealing this toy my sister had, and i'd see it and take it back; it was something, all i remember is it was rare Barbie thing. She also stole my sister's CD's, and the case that contained them; that is how we knew, because the case had a small rip in the side... oh, yea, AND IT HAD THEIR FUCKING NAME ON IT... [she used white out of course, she isn't that dumb]. But the best is for last... she stole about $1000 from our grandmother [bitch deserved it, though]. First it was $400 which her parents found on her person. She claimed that she only took it to show people. Then she took it again, because my grandmother is an idiot. She took that money and got a tea cup dog. Then she took about $600 or $700 more i can't remember, but this time it was from the farm that my grandparents and dad own. Oh, yea, almost forgot, my mom had some rare money [coins, bills] and some of them came up missing after she was over... Ummm... this was before the $400, and my mom thought it was one of us [me, my sisters]. We tried to tell her that it was her, that she does this shit all the fucking time... OH!!! She tried again, not too long ago, and was caught. She was climbing in my grandparents roof to their house looking thought the shit they store in there [i guess jewelry] and she fell thought the roof [well her foot]. It was in the closet, and my sister showed me, i had no clue that they caught her doing that, i would have laughed in her face. Bitch needs to be on the Dev Team for a new Tom Clancy Game. It would have been much easier if i could just climb in the attic of the building in Spliner Cell.

Well, i think i've tired myself out, i'm going to have to rest up a bit... see ya' later.