OMG!

You'll Never Believe What I Have In My Hands!!!

GUESS!

NO!

The 2 Live Crew's Greatest Hits CD!

Yeeeah Boiii!

No, i'm serious. I found it. The lil booklet says it has 3 new songs. It has 15 tracks though; i would think that it would be more like 4 tracks... the 3 new ones and whatever hit that they might have had.

Let me see, i'm going to check the play list:

01) We Want Some Pussy
02) Throw The D
03) Check it out Ya'll
04) Move Somethin'
05) H B C
06) Me So Horny
07) C'mon Babe
08) If You Believe In Having Sex
09) Pop That Pussy
10) Some Hot Head
11) The Pussy Caper
12) The 2 Live Crew Mega Mix
13) Boyz With Da Bass
14) The Splak Shop
15) We Like To Chill

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ok, i've heard of #6. So it should have been the 3 new ones and #6. I'm guessing that the mix is one of the new ones... C'mon guys! There is plenty of different things pussies could do for a new song! Mmmmm, how about Pussy Roping; Have a whole country vibe to the song. How about a song about setting the pussy free; then rapping how if it comes back it was meant to be. I can't believe this, i'm thinking of stopping my Media Player [Which is playing NIN's Broken Album] and putting this CD in...

Jesus Chirst! My Diablo Cd was in there... I haven't played that in ages... [as you can tell i'm on my parents comp, which is trash].

Ok, i'm about to get my Pussy Popped.

Track #1:

I was greated with:

"Somebody say hey-y-y-y-y we want some pu-u-ussay-y-y!"

NO!

Now The First Verse:

"You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls’ behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shit out of luck
Because I’d stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
The girls would say stop! I’d say I’m not!
That’s enough, I quit, ’cause y’all are bustin’ me out!
I say, girls, don’t hide it, just divide it
And please don’t knock it until you’ve tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let’s have group sex and do the rambo!"

Gangbang?!? That is a lil gay; and that is coming from a faggot so it must be true. And WTF is 'The Rambo'? And i love the 'Don't Hide it, Just Divide It'... But someone must have misplaced the rest of the lyrics... 'Don't hide it, just divide it. So i can call you a hoe in my next song, Bitach!'

Track #2, #3:

SUCKS, Ain't Wastin' my time

Track #4:

I though this one was going to be shit too, and it is, but i've found a few 'diamonds' in this song.

This time i'm told from the get go:

"'DROP YO' DRAWS AND OPEN YO' LEGS UP WIDE, BITCH!'"

Yes, sir!

"I've been wanting to tell you this for a while
I like your fake blue eyes and your hoey style
So let's go for a walk through the park
You can suck my dick in the dark
And just do what I ask; bitch, bend over
Let me ride your backside like dogs do each other
I know that you're with it, so don't start frontin'
I don't wanna be your man; I wanna MOVE SOMETHIN'!"

Ride you backside like dogs do each other... Hehe. Classic.

Track #5:

HBC or as they say Head, Booty, Cock.

COCK! Gay, told you!

"Head, booty, and cock! What you like, fellas?"

and they come back with 'Head, booty, and cock'

Track #6:

Ohhhhh Yeaaaah.

God this song is so raciest! Ya'll all know it.

I'm going to just skip to the ones i wanna here.

Track #8:

OMFG!

This song has everything! Money Grubbin Hoes and Broke Ass Sex-addicted Men!

Here is the full Lyrics:

"[ ] = the fellas
( ) = the ladies
{ } = the crowd
< > = luke using white accent

Luke:
If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {hell yeah!}
If you believe in having sex, say hell, fuck yeah! {hell, fuck yeah!}
When I say s, you say e, when I say x, you say sex!
S! {e!} x! {sex!!} let’s go!!

*the beat starts here*

Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell yeah!)
Do the fellas run this muthafucker? [hell yeah!]
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell, fuck yeah!)
Do the fellas run this mutha? (hell, fuck yeah!)
All hoes! [suck dick!] all niggas! (eat pussy!)
All hoes! [drink dick!] all niggas! (eat pussy!)
Bulldaggers! (suck pussy!) all faggots! [suck dick!]
Bulldaggers! (suck pussy!) all faggots! [drink dick!]

Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, I wanna know all the fellas out there
Who gon’ get some pussy! aaight? I want y’all to repeat after me.

Say I’m gon’ get some pus-sy! [I’m gon’ get some pus-sy!]
Say I’m gon’ get some pus-sy! [I’m gon’ get some pus-sy!]

Now ladies, I want y’all to repeat after me if y’all got somethin’ to say to

These niggas out here, all right, ladies? y’all ready to do this, ladies?

Say you ain’t gettin’ no pus-sy! (you ain’t gettin’ no pus-sy!)
’cause you ain’t got no money! (’cause you ain’t got no mon-ey!)
Say you ain’t gettin’ no pus-sy! (you ain’t gettin’ no pus-sy!)
’cause you ain’t got no money! (’cause you ain’t got no mon-ey!)

Oh shit! oh shit!
These women gettin’ loose on y’all fellas. but hold on,

Fellas, we gon’ get these women, all right,
I got somethin’ for y’all to say:

Take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!
[take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!]
Lemme hear ya say take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!
[take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!]
All the ladies say, eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!
(eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!
(eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!)

Okay, okay, i-i-i can’t forget about my white-boy friends at the depot;



[suck, my cock and I’ll eat yer pussee!!]

[suck, my cock and I’ll eat yer pussee!!]
Now I know why everybody like having sex, more than they
Like doin’ anything else in the whole world. okay, fellas,
I wanna know what y’all like about havin’ sex.

Is it less fillin’? [no, it tastes great!]
Is it less fillin’? [no, it tastes great!]

Now ladies,
I wanna know what all y’all fine-ass ladies like about havin sex.
Aaight, ladies, y’all gon’ tell me? y’all gon’ tell me?
Okay, y’all tell me.

Does it taste great? (no, it’s less fillin’!)
Does it taste great? (no, it’s less fillin’!)

(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
*the beat stops here*
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]
(less fillin’!) [tastes great!]"

That is sooo bad.

Track #9:

"I like the way you lick the champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass
So come on, baby, and pop it quick
I fall in love when you suck my dick
Bitch, you don’t know? you ain’t heard?
Fuckin’ with me, you’re gonna get served
See, none of my bitches, they never complain
So come on, baby, and pop that thang!"

You're gonna get served? Isn't that a title of a movie about cheerleading? Ummm...

I'm tired... so fuck the rest of this damn cd.

See this is why i don't go to my sister for music advice. I'd get shit like this... funny, but retarded.

Anyway, i'm going to have to pop in something good while i sleep... Mushroomhead is calling for me... that or godhead... one of the 'head' bands. Oh, and i want to try out the new Blogger thing... the picture thing they added. I need to find a pic real fast...



Oh, and here is a quote that made me smile:

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

~ Karl Kraus