We do convert!

Bars...

Yea, someone who runs a straight bar called 'obsessions' is thinking of going gay! One Down.

Ok, this is what i hear (yes, that is how it's said 'round deese parts), There is a straight bar, not even a mile from the Playmor that is thinking of going super gay. A lesbian owns the building, is something that i heard but don't know if it's true. We were wondering about it, because the last night that the playmor had a show someone put lil flyers on the cars 'talkin about a drag show going down at that bar. It got a bunch of queers to come (duh), and they were talking about how that there straight crowd wasn't coming much anymore. Then they started giving the lesbians cards to get them through the door without a cover -- something about if you piss of a lesbian, your in for some hell or something... anyway, they are talking about it, is what i heard (going gay). They said that it probably would kick ass as a gay bar, since it has a "big fucking patio". Something about it was so big that there was actually a vollyball court, horseshoe pit, a smoker/grill, and a place to sit. There is another gay bar, that is doing well, and guess what!!! Everyone says that they go to that bar, because.... of the patio! Because that is where the BJ's and shit go down.

But, they now have a gay bartender!!! and his (i'm guessing gay) day crowd [from the playmor] comes in the morning to play pool and such... they [the bar] even got them a dart board ordered so they can play.
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Umm anything else?

Oh, i watched 'Land of the Dead', i'm totally bias, and i liked it... and i got to watch it with a bunch of people from the playmor. There was Brad, Jason [Monica], Chuck, Marcus, [HEHE, i can't remember this guys name, but his drag name was Violet Dementia], Johnnie, and me! A few others were thinking of showing, like Danny, Dominique [i've never been told this performer's real name], Tim, and Paul [Helga]; but they didn't show up. Everyone showed up, beforehand, and we all ate at tally's [the ones that showed up to the movie, of course]. Then everyone except Violet and his BF went to see 'Bewitched' and we all met in the theater for Land of the Dead. So it was an all day thing. It was nice to see Brad and Monica again, i've seen Chuck and Marcus a few times after the bar had closed [almost ever weekend]. I wished Helga & Tim would have came, and i'll probably will be seeing Danny and Dominique this weekend if we plan on doing it again. It was a fun time, now only if we can get Gary and Nancy [they are straight, Nancy isn't a pseudonym] to come... we'd have to find some theater that would serve rum in the coke though, first.

CURTIS! Is Violet Dementia’s name… it just came to me - just now! Still don’t know his BF’s name… but he never came to the playmor, so fuck him.

Oh, and this guy that Johnnie knows, mark, totally makes me laugh and wonder... WTF GOES THOUGH HIS HEAD!?! My sister came by to pick me up Sunday, and he was there, and he looked out and asked who was in the car with my sister... it was her BF, i said, and he told me that he was going to go out there and ask him if he had a big dick, because she [my sister] likes them big... Her BF would have shit.

He's crazy -- his dream become a mafia wife, or jet off to Chicago with his BF to see the Tut Exhibit, then meat someone [i can't remember who], become his BF then go to the other BF and wave at him while he boards the airplane. And he's a drug dog... trust me, i've seen him work, he took one smell, and knew... it was crack [promise it wasn't mine!]

Oh, and he 'dropped off' a dog [which means abandoning it in a rural part] and forgot it had a collar... hehehehehehe.