My ego... is gettin outta control...

Honeys, i'm swishing... even more then usual... and that means only one thing... this queer's ego i about to blow up... Wooo!

I deem this Burger King Day.. because i'm having this day my way.

Ta'day i was told that i was "Georgious"!

And "You are the most handsome man that I've ever seen"... i don't even mind that he could be blind... He can see well enough to find home row on his keyboard [some of the time]... That's all that counts.

and re-affirms my beauty in his salutation: "Thanks, and take care. (you are really handsome guy :D)"

I mean this has lifted my downed spirits... 3 emails from this guy in less then 24 hours! Honeys, i'm hot; no wonder i didn't want Orlando Bloom... he's too ugly for me.

I say this to Orlando, i know he's reading:

Orlando, i don't want you. I don't even want you near me. You're hideous, and i don't want to be seen with you. If i were to be seen with you, my beauty level would go from "HOT MOTHERFUCK'EN Damn He's Fucking Fine" to "JESUS! Motherfucker! he is hot!"... The latter takes fewer words to describe by awesomeness, and that just won't do. Orlando, i know one day you'll find someone as ugly as you.

P.S.

Stop Calling Me.

P.P.S.

and stop putting my picture on the back of your movie’s DVDs... Don't act like i didn't see my face on the back of all 3 Lord of the Rings!