Think i'm a Pissy Bitch? Obviously you haven't met my sister.

She is mean. She claims that me and her should have a reality show; because in between me and her acting retarded, she tells me about her day, then i help her plan her next day.

Yesterday, she came to me bitching. Her former BFF, called her a whore or something along those lines, and that she won't get into heaven because she is 17 and 'expecting'. My sister was pissed at her, came home calling her "pig face" (because of her 'pig nose') and that she was ugly among other things. One of those other things i thought was a joke. This gal she said had a "'retarded' arm". I thought it was a joke, i met this gal when her and my sister were friends, and i guess i didn't pay enough attention. So i told her she needed to buy her one glove (for that hand) and take an iron-on transfer, i'll make her an image to print on it, and give it to her for Christmas... the text? "Strong Hand". Like on Scary Movie 2.

Well she kept telling me about this gal, stuff i didn't know about. Like her dad is a preacher at the church i was dragged to a long time ago. Her mom is an alcoholic; her dad former alcoholic. and also her dad beats her mom. Then she went on and on about how ugly this gal is, and i was like, "Tell her that she is so ugly her mom needs to drink just to look at her". Joking of course. She went to school today and told that poor lil girl that. She said she was tearing up.

That one gal's friend told my sister she was rude or some shit like that and my lil sister told her [the friend] she needed to "brush that goddamn hair". Which I hear is really bad hair.

So i was riding with my older sister [the one i was talking about is my younger sister] and my mom, and i was like "is A.V.'s arm really retarded?"

They were like: Yep. She was ran over by her mom when she was a kid. I felt kinda bad. A good hour or hour and a half was spent making fun of this lil girl.

Then we made fun of some of our family members. Lets just say that i'll always smile, now, when my lil sister says "who's clapping?"

But me and my lil sister are not a good combo; because, sometimes, we get along... and we end-up being mean to other people.

Now that would be ok, if she was more like me. I won't tell that shit in your face, because it's mean, and will make me feel bad (i'm working on that though). She, however, doesn’t give a fuck... if she knows you. If she doesn't, she'll play nice until she does.