Wanted: 1 Fag Hag, Good taste a plus, but not required.

Or drugs, lots and lots of drugs…

I have a BIG problem; It’s called, lack of balls. I know that I picked some up yesterday, but I keep misplacing them. My problem is that I have problems talking to people, when it comes to talking about myself (this blog is my attempt to end that). I guess I have an anxiety disorder, I must have something wrong with me; I could not even come out to people I’ve never met face to face before, for the longest time.

Its weird, I feel sick, very sick. Sometimes I get dizzy, and usually my hands shake (I’m talking shaking… badly). I start feeling either very cold or very hot.

So how am I ever going to find someone? Me passing out won’t make a good first impression (it might boost his ego though…). Therefore, I need a fag hag or lots of drugs.

A fag hag would be cool, but if I can't find one it’s drugs. So many drugs I don’t care how big an ass I make of myself, like when I drank all the tequila. I’ve never done drugs (never been interested either, except slightly for LSD – I don’t know why, but I want to see some weird shit that I’ve heard that you can see on LSD) I’ve always been worried that if I either got drunk or was high, I would come out. But I would rather have a fag hag...

...or better yet, I need someone to ask me out. (pfff! like that’s going to happen.)

*Stupid Late night Dating shows - Why do you insist on depressing me?*