My Alarm Clock Plays Cradle Of Filth's "Babylon A.D."
and this week i'll be answering phone calls from my family "House of Pancakes."
I really have no rhyme or reason why i do certain things. Well the Alarm Clock makes sense if you ever heard COF... I have no idea what he says, but the music [i just pretend his voice is just an instrument and he's saying nothing] is so/so but if you won't wake up to it you got problems. 'bout the only song they have that doesn't require EvilLyrics is "Bestial Lust (bitch)"... it makes me laugh... It's very... Ummmm... Imaginative...
She is open wide, She isn't hard to please
She drives me fucking wild I want her on her knees
She floats and insists I am hot and can't resist
She suck me to the core
Oh, I can't take no more
That Bitch
She turns me to a beast
Bestial lust
Come on Bitch
Each tendon muscle rippling She drink my sove with greed
She fuck my helpless body and she just raise the speed
She let her wet tongue roll I gasp and can't control
She is hot and drives me wild and still she is open wide
Just when this torture seems to end
She is there to drain my sove again
Come on ride, ride on me bitch
Bestial Lust
Ahhhhhh Romantic. LOL. If i had a BF that said "Come on ride, ride on me bitch" i would tell him that it was funny, but he wasn't gettin' any tonight. Unless he does something cute... then depends on how cute it was. Like take a nap with a puppy, that kind of cute. Being sweet and cute trumps anything, i do believe.
Anywho, i'm needing to be rapping this up, i have to sit by the phone and wait for Sam Walton To call me and say that they'd be honored to have me grace his store with my presents. but Just one more thing before i do...
I talked to Jeremy again last night, and this time i'm not feeding the majority of AT&T employees! lol... just providing crumbs to Southwestern Bell's... i want to say 3 hours this time. He sounds sexy. He's cute. And says he meets the Reqs...
Anyways, Sam is gunna call, i know it... and Ed McMahon Will drop from the sky and tell me that i won... then i'd be rich with a JOB! OMG that's just unnatural. So talk to you girls later...
-kisses
posted by Brian Smith @ 8:29 AM
4 Comments:
If you get that job at the walmarts, do you get a discount on the Faded Gleuries? I love me some Faded Gleury acid-washed jeans.
Tell them bitches to stop selling Jordache...gawd dayum.
I'm just imagining you in one of those tacky-ass vests with a big happy smile button... "HOW May I hElp YoU?" HAHA...walmarts...hilarious!
I think a whole 10% discount!
So its like i don't have to pay taxes!
If i do get a job, and i do get a tacky-ass vest, i'll be sure to snap a pic so you can have a good laugh.
I have a friend who works at wally-world, in the pharmacy dept. and he says that at the employee meetings they make all the employees do a little cheer about customer service (i think) before they call the meeting to order. So get out your pom-poms g.
Oh no... i don't do moral lifting activities; not my thing... I say, that i'm there to do a job, now let me fucking do it. Unless i'm being paid for it... then hand me my pom-poms... i'm putting on a show. A show that will horrify, and make them consider changing that lil pre-meeting antic.
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