If my room gets any hotter, I'm going to die.
I'm tired of Oklahoma's weather... It's bullshit. A couple days ago it was nice and chilly outside... now it's an inferno inside my room... and my windows are wide open. I have two windows open, and a fan going and i'm sweating like a pig. The last two times i turned on my PC, it only took about half an hour before i got the 'warning beep' telling me it was hot. That's not cool... literally.
Well... in other news... I've been passing the time in my oven by moving furniture around and missing my BF. I've decided to remove my side panel off my PC and place the fan off of me and into the whole created, hoping it will let me use the computer... and if you're reading this, it seems to be working!
I've also watched the greatest episode of 'Next!' ever aired on MTV! It was the last girl on the bus... She was up, and she tired to explain that she had to go 'pee'... but it was her time. She sits down at a table at a "joes crab shack" and starts the date... I guess she didn't like what she seen because she turned to the guy and said: "i'm so relieved to be on this date... really relieved"... Pointed to her cooche. She had pissed all over herself. She had a puddle forming under her chair. The guy was stunned and said "Next!". She got up and there was a lil puddle in the seat as well and went back on the bus. I about died. I couldn't help think: "I bet my lil sister would do that".



2 Comments:
Ha. I saw that one. It was so funny!
If i was the guy... i'd put her face in it.
Not only does someone have to clean that up... but that area is gunna smell like piss... and plus she pissed on herself...
"3 strikes, your face is in piss, bitch" is what i would say to her.
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