I Think Ricky Lake Knows I’m Gay!

I just got back from my sisters house (she lives only a couple feet away) and she was telling me about how she was watching TV last night/morning/afternoon (I don't know when). She said that she was watching Ricky Lake, and they had a spacer saying to call in if you are getting you partner pregnant and she doesn’t know. Well as a prank she called in saying that my littler sister's boyfriend, who was also her pimp, was getting her pregnant so that she wouldn't leave him. I told her I didn't believe her. So she called the 1-800 number again to prove it, she listened to make sure she got the same message and hung up. Then she gave me the phone after she hit redial. Between the times she called and the time she redialed, the message had changed. Instead of what she heard, I got this message, "If you or someone you know has a lifelong secret, and wants to come out, press 1". That was the most harrowing experience in my life. I think that Ricky Lake knows that I’m gay, and she’s trying to communicate with me. Lol. I'm tempted to call her, not really but I kinda think that it would be easier for her to out me then myself. Also if I were on Ricky Lake, I would have no possible choice to finish what I started, and not back out before it began.
 
Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery. 
~Hart Crane