My Cat is a Demon

My Cat is in my window, but who cares, right? Well I do, because my cat "died" a month or two ago. My sister swears up and down she seen her being ran over and dieing. I guess my sister will never be a doctor, the cat is in my window right now. She scared the shit out of me,  I was just walking into my room, and all I seen was something staring at me in my window. Then the eyes reflected the light and I almost shit my pants. Damn, I think I need some holy water or big man to protect me.
 
*To My Cat*:
                "The power of christ compels you".
 
*Cat Stares*.