Army of someone other then me.

HA!

The army recruiter called today... she now knows i'm a big ol' fag. She dronned on, pretending to be interested in my schooling, which she learned is no longer. AR= Army Recruiter.

AR: So you still in school?

Me: No i dropped out a few months ago

AR: Why?

Me: It was hard. Too much to do, not enough time.

AR: Oh that's too bad. What were you going for?

Me: Computer Science

AR: Oh, that's hard... I know a little about software.

Me:...

AR: you got a job?

Me: I just applied for a job.

AR: Do you ever wonder about we at the army could do?

Me: Nope.

AR: Why not?

Me: I don't think the army is right for me.

AR: Why Not?

Me: honey, i'm gay.

AR: *Pauses* well that is a problem. I mean, the army might be right for you, but we just don't allow that.

Me: I know. It's sad, because i know a lot of gay people that would love to join (lying my ass off).

AR: Well if you know of anyone... *Studders* ELSE [!] have them give us a call

Me: Will do.

I walked out of the room i was in and collaped. I was Hee-hawing, couldn't breath, my mom and sister wanted to know what the fuck was going on. I about died. "ELSE!" i'm still chuckling. Finally i calmed down and then told them... it was some funny shit... i wish i had recorded it... DAMN IT!

"honey, i'm gay" my fucking god...! Made my day.